tender chicken

when one has taken it up the butt so much their ass hole has become more tender then chicken boiled for over an hour

my buttbuddy, thanks to me, has some tender chicken

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ghetto deal

1. a person who one commonly dances, reads with, or otherwise associates with on a regular basis.

2. an exclusive relationship of dancing, reading, listening to records, going to Shop N Save, and enjoying each other's company.

Katie: Greg, will you be my ghetto deal?

Greg: Fo sho! You'd be the best ghetto deal ever, yo!

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mini skirt

what dumb cunts wear, providing easier acces which allows the dumb cunts to have sex 10 times faster

Bill wears a mini skirt in jail

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flipping the badger

To penetrate a woman back door and then procede to turn her around and punch her is the face.

I tried flipping the badger last night.

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sharpshooter

a poo that shoots straight out of your ass and into the toilet.

Josh just had a sharpshooter.

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vazano

A vagina.

Betty's wooden dildo gave my vazano some major cricket splinters!

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sarfecious

mocking and joking for the affect of humor.

Katie:Listen to my cough.
Greg:It sounds like a sick cough.
Katie:Are you being sarfecious? I'm really sick.
Greg:No, you really do sound sick, my sweet ghetto deal.

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