shmag

A cigarette - tobacco rolled up in paper, inhaled when lit on fire for the purpose of getting buzzed

I'm gonna have a shmag real quick before we bounce.

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shmag

The cheesy substance that grows under the foreskin of an uncircumcized penis. It is sometimes referred to as a moldy fungus because it is. It truly is.

I was giving my Protestant boyfriend head and I choked on his shmag.

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shmag

1. Sexual frustration
2. A type of french cheese
3. A species of frog
4. "Homie" or "friend"

Ahhh! I suffer from shmag!

Mmmmmm this shmag tastes gooooood!

The shmag hops along in the rainforest.

Hey, how's it goin shmag?

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Shmag

Noun)Any condiment placed on food

ADJ) Anything on ones self that does not belong there and/or causes a mess or stain

(N)Shmag) Are you going to put any shmag on your hot dog

(ADJ)Shmag) Dude you have some shmag on your shirt

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shmagging

like shmacking........like a snack but ur slapping it

like schmacking........like a snack but ur slapping it

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Shmig Shmag

A way of saying a cigarette if prompting to go have one.

Anyone wanna go for a Shmig Shmag?

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Shmag Pipes

A nickname for a kid who has an uncircumsized weiner.

Did she suck on your Shmag Pipe last night Mike Perry.

Hey it's Shmag Pipes Mcgee.

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