curt schilling

A future hall of fame right-hand pitcher for the boston red sox,arizona diamondbacks, and philadelphia phillies. Although he is a great pitcher, he ruins his reputation as a good pitcher with his loud mouth. Curt Schilling is a drama queen who faked a bloody ankle as an excuse just in case he ended up losing to the yankees (a real team). He always tries to get people to love him, but most never do and never will.

Tom: Do you want to fake sick to get out of gym class today?
Bob: Who do you think I am Curt Schilling?!?

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