To have a long, long conversation with complete stranger that creates an epic story about your past often in awkward locations such as elevators, park benches, bus stops, or even waiting rooms.
Also, you win if you include football, chocolate, shrimp or running insane distances.
Guy 1: I went to get checked up at the doctor's, but I totally got the Forrest Gump Effect by some old guy. I sat there for five hours without realizing my name was called.
Guy 2: Damn....