PZhang

PZhang, a medium-quality Asian rapper. Rumored to excel at ultimate frisbee. Has PWNed and been PWNed many times in both SuperSmashBrothers and SuperSmashBrothers Melee. Jumps like a brother.

PZhang: verb. To PZhang - to give an awkward gift, such as a talking Neopet. To PZhang - to make love publicly to said Neopet, but still retain dignity.

Damn, PZhang can jump!

What the hell? Did you just give your mother a condom-dispenser? Why the hell would you PZhang her?

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moan button

a slang term for a woman's clitoris, aka little man in the boat

I had to get ear muffs before I pressed her moan button, cause she's a screamer.

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changing on the fly

Hide in the closet, and have your friend start having doggy sex with a chick with her facing away from the closet. Sneak out and switch with your friend. Extra points if you switch back.

Nate was boning this chick, then we changed on the fly and she didn't even notice.

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shitdick

the guy everyone knows that will fuck anyone, anywhere. also known as a hound, or manslut.

Woody is such a shitdick, have you seen his girlfriend? she is a butta-face.

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choda swipe

A term used mostly in locker rooms. To accomplish this maneuver, rub two fingers thoroughly on your choda, then wipe your fingers just under someone's nose. Sometimes results in vomiting, and running away quickly is strongly advised after completing the swipe.

Dude, I haven't showered today, and I just gave Joe a choda swipe.

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brettford

A blond kid who goes to Vanderbilt. Had a kick-ass xanga... but it died. To this date, a competent yet undistinguished SuperSmashBrothers player. Often seen in conjunction with the mysterious Turner Batty.

Brettford - (archaic), the unquestioned source for all things political, taboo, and relating to BVN.

Oh I see Turner, but where's Brettford? Maybe he's hinding behind him.

Hey man... if you go to BVN, you should check out Brettford Archaic. It's the unquestioned source for all things political and taboo. And something else.

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moustache ride

One-sided definition describing the male performer in an oral sex act.

Person 1: "Who wants a moustache ride?"
Person 2: "I do; I want one."

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