Bean Flicker

A neurotic, office busy body, who thinks its her job to make all computer related requests as difficult as possible.

A pain-in-the-ass computer illiterate who causes more computer crashes than she fixes.

Lets have the Bean Flicker upgrade our Microstation, then we'll hire a real computer guy fix it.
The Bean Flicker was in your office "installing new virus software," so its time to reinstall your operating system.

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Wal-mart

A Holt Renfrew for the poor.

Paris Hilton: "Daddy, what's a Wal-mart?"

Mr. Hilton: "It's like a Holt Renfrew for the poor."

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watup bloodz

a phrase my friend John likes to use.

Black guy wearing all red homey shit, u sau to him "Watup Bloodz?" in a deep voice.

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Snoogler

when one male sticks his penis into another gay males genital foreskin then ejaculates the cleans it out with his mouth.

stop snoogling with your dad you motherfucker.

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Run your turkey

To urinate

Hang on a second guys, I have to go run my turkey...

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air biscuit

n.1 A fart or guff that is so potent as to have a tangible quality. A butt berp that has a physical presence, and as such have space made for it.

Air biscuits may be ‘launched’ (2), ‘dropped’, ‘pushed out’, ‘chucked’ etc.

1. ‘Fucking hell, I could pluck that right out the air and dip it my tea’

2. ‘I hate to tell you this, but I’ve just launched an air biscuit’

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buzz rod

n.1 The state of ones penis after one has indulged in ‘little ones’; an erection that occurs after the consumption of the controlled substance ‘ecstasy’, and which may prove difficult to ‘unload’.

n.2 A person who has consumed so many ‘cheeky ones’ as to be rendered a total buzz rod. Characterised by a tense, erect posture, profuse sweating, and a look of despairing pleasure.

1. ‘I got a bunk-up after the club last night but I couldn’t shoot my load because my buzz rod was as numb as a concrete cunt’

2. 'Did you see the state of Marsh the other night? He was a total Buzz Rod'

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