Garage mahal

A garage of epic proportions and splendor.

Thats dude's new mega car barn is a Garage mahal.

kuk

South African slang for "shit".

Jy is vol kuk!

You are full of shit, man!

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Le maison du waff-el

A breakfast spot for classy rednecks. How French-speaking truck drivers refer to the Waffle House restaurant.

Get in the truck baby. We're gonna go eat at le maison du waff-el. You can even get extra hashbrowns if you want. And maybe we'll plan our wedding there if it's alright with your momma.

YNTBOM

n -- acronym meaning "You're Not The Boss Of Me."

"Whatever, bitchy girlfriend; YNTBOM!"

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Shat room

The crapper.

I should've known that burrito loco would have me hanging out in the shat room for an hour this afternoon.

Nasal bacon

Hard, crispy mucas, picked from a nostril.

Check out this nasal bacon I just excavated from my nose.

(Proclamation mark)/.

A punctuation symbol created to reduce unnecessary overusage of exclamation points in texts, posts, etc. The proclamation mark is written as a forward slash and period:
/.
Used for things that are somewhat funny but not hilarious where a period is not happy enough but an exclamation point is too much.

"Stop overusing exclamation points already. Give the proclamation mark a try/."
"Have a great day/."
"What a douche(proclamation mark)/."
"Your mom's looking smokin hot today (proclamation mark)/."