cardboard charlie

1.Originally, a cutout of a poliecman in a marked car parked on the side of the road.

2. An empty police car parked on the side of the road to discourage speeding. Sometimes with a newspaper suspended from the headliner, a cardboard cutout as described in 1, or a box of donuts on the dashboard.

There was a cardboard charlie on the turnpike tonight. It was obvious as the windshield was covered in more salt than an admiral's nutsack.

smokedish

An ashtray

Hey brah, pass me that smokedish.