lort`

A word found in many southern Italian dialects which refers to a garden with vegetables found in the typical southern Italian diet, including tomatoes, peppers, onions, cucumbers, eggplant, arugula, and zuchinni.

Yo, you guys got a mean lort` this year. You shoud put up a fence so your dirty neighbors don't take your shit.

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camille'd

The act of going to Camille's Sidewalk Cafe and having the main ingredient of the meal you ordered switched for a similar ingredient without notice.

I ordered the same sandwich yesterday but the turkey is different today. Yesterday it was processed turkey, and today its carving board turkey. Oh snap! I just got camille'd.

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receiv'n

the act of speaking to someone on the telephone, who then puts you on hold, and proceeds to forget they were talking to you in the first place.

A marriage of the words receiver (i.e., phone receiver) and hanging (don't leave me hanging bro)

I was talking to Lisa on the phone, until she put me on hold, and never came back. She just left me receiv'n.

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