Laura Dern's

(n.) Jeans that are worn very high on the waist, usually reaching four inches above the navel. Very unflattering and popularized by Laura Dern in the film "Jurassic Park".

Australian Guy: "We're being hunted."
Laura Dern: "Oh, God."
Australian Guy: "It's alright.'
Laura Dern: "Like hell it is."
Australian Guy: "Go...run for the shed....GO!"

::LAURA DERN RUNS TO THE SHED WITH HER LAURA DERN'S (JEAN SHORTS!!11ONE) OHHHH SHIT::

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aliquippa

(n.) The shittiest town on the face of the earth. It's probably the most unasthetically pleasing area on the east coast. (western PA) My relatives live there and every time my family visits there I feel like I'm jumping into a hell hole.

my dad: we're going to aliquippa.

me, internally: FUCK, SHit, FUCKING nasty-ass aliquippa with it's steel mills and ugly fucking weather and railroads and no sun and dumb old buildings and only fucking ancient people and disgusting roads.

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