Shitpants 1

(proper noun): A name used to refer to one's first born child.

"Hey, Shitpants 1, go make me a sandwich or you're grounded."

scrotum

An adorable Shetland pony wearing a tiny hat at the at the state fair.

Susan: "Hey Tony, you want to go to the state fair?"

Tony: "Only if I get to pet scrotum!"

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Quafed

Queef in the past-tense

Cindy: "Hey Jan, did you hear that?"

Jan: "Yeah. What the hell was that?"

Cindy: "I quafed."

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Queef

The whimsical sound made by a rim-blown soprano flute. A sweet, sweet symphony. An onomatopoeia.

"Everyone please give a warm welcome to Kathy as she performs he flute solo."

***queef queef queef queef queeeeef***

***Applause***

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tooting your own dick

The act of being a cocky ass hole; bragging about shit no one cares about.

Chaz: "Bro, I'm workin' a sweat up. I just benched 300 lbs at the gym."

Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."

Shambly

A term used by basic bitches to say they and/or their life is "in shambles," or a huge fucking mess. Usually refers to being sloppy and drunk off one's ass.

Terri: "Omg Stacy, did you see how shambly Karen was at the frat party?"

Stacy: "I can't even. After she threw up, I heard she literally gave Trevor road head when he drove her home in his Prius."

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Shuttlecock

a cork to which feathers are attached to form a cone shape, or a similar object of plastic, struck with rackets in the games of badminton and battledore

Look at that shuttlecock soar!!