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When a girl in Alabama sees a guy she finds attractive, wants to fuck but.. hasn't met yet. She walks up to him says "Haayyyyy" spits her Copenhagen out, grabs his dick and sticks her tongue down his throat.
That Auburn cheerleader gave me a very warm Alabama Hello.
When your wife accumulates over $500 in overdraft fees in your joint checking account. You coat your hand in Vics Vapor Rub, fist her ass, then her pussy, finally her mouth, then give her a 3 finger Dirty Sanchez.
My soon to be ex fucked up our checking account again. $1100 in overdraft fees last month. I sentenced her to a Rejuvenating Jana. Her twat and ass are burning and she can't get rid of the taste or smell of shit, tuna and Vics.
After fucking a chick on the rag, you coat your thumb in the blood on your dick, tap it to her forehead as she goes down to clean up the mess. Also called an AISLE 5 BAPTISM
I met this chick lastnight and she started her period while we were fucking. I gave her a Hindu Baptism to bless her before she "cleaned me up".
When a fat ginger named Andrew enjoys an anal fisting with the left hand, a reacharound with the right.
I walked in on Knauth lastnight while he was getting an Anal Andrew. I wish I could erase it from my memory.
A well paid Chinese Communist Party enthusiast, enemy of America, is paid by China to undermine, influence and betray America. SEE JOE AND HUNTER BIDEN.
I've never seen a man take an ass fisting like that. I wouldn't do that for any amount of money. I never thought an American president would be a CCP Ass Puppet.
This can only take place in Athens, GA, University of Georgia during football season by a male UGA student. After a loss, drunk UGA student hooks up with a drunk female student of winning teams school. Takes her back to his dorm or frat house, angrily butt fucks her while crying, slobbering, drooling on her back and growling.
I was so pissed off after yesterday's loss I got hammered, took a Bama cheerleader and her mother/cousin/aunt to my dorm and introduced them both to the Georgia Bulldog