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To spit or swallow after oral sex is actually a false choice, since these are not the only two options. In fact most girls (gay men as well) choose to swallow, or do not allow the man to come in their mouth at all. Very few intentionally take a load in the mouth only to spit it back out.
Man: So, spit or swallow, baby?
Woman: Umm... maybe you could come on my boobs instead?
Man: Oh. Uhh... yeah! That'd be awesome!
1117π 337π
The twin brother of Allah. Unlike Allah, Ballah is not all powerful. He considers himself more of an "ideas guy". The Allah Ballah brothers used to be inseparable, but now the two rarely talk after having a falling out. According to Ballah, Allah stole his idea to create the universe. He does admit it was Allah who actually went through with the plan, he just feels he should get more credit.
One should always praise Allah because Allah is great; and respect Ballah, he's pretty good.
17π 16π
TV spelled out phonetically. Used by morons who apparently aren't aware that TV isn't a word, it's an abbreviation for the word television.
"On your paper here, you wrote "teevee". Why did you spell it that way?"
"Herp derp isn't that how it's spelled?"
"(facepalm)...No. It's just spelled TV. The letter T, then the letter V. That's it."
96π 13π
Gasoline. Used in the UK and most of it's former colonies, sans the USA and Canada.
Oddly petrol is NOT short for petroleum.
Brit: Looks like we need petrol. We'd better stop at a station and fill up.
American: Looks like we need gas. We'd better stop at a station and fill up.
332π 52π
"The secret" is to take old, uncopyrighted material, republish and sell it as your own, and make millions. This isn't what the book "The secret" will tell you, but it's how the author got rich.
I just discovered "The secret" to easy wealth! It's plagiarism!
442π 109π
A decorative dot placed on a woman's forehead.
Meant as a bullseye for a man to aim the money shot.
Bindis make a facial so much easier.
90π 42π