A hot dude that is deathly afraid of getting viruses.
Girl 1: Is that Azimjon?!
Girl 2: Yeah I gave him head last night.
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Top Alpha is the most W community run by IsaacDegen, jpegzack, and FonnieRieg. The alpha callers make the best degen plays and SHINEKISS and 0xBimbo have gotten me rich off of JPEGs.
Me: Are you in Top Alpha?
NGMI friend: Nah
Me: I invited you like 10 times before invites closed
NGMI friend: Sadge, Iรขยยm NGMI