Jimmies

The unfortunate byproduct of flatulence during oral sex. Jimmies are a coating of shit particles resembling confectionery sprinkles that result when the receiver of oral sex lays a wet and juicy fart on the giver during the oral sex act.

Depending on the partner with flatulence and any prior sexual acts performed prior to the oral sex, the Jimmies may be of the "chocolate" variety, ie, plain shit; or, if there has been a disturbance to the colon and/or rectum, the Jimmies may be of the "rainbow" variety, ie, red, white and various combinations thereof.

Dude, I was going down on my old lady the other day and she pelted me with with a shot of Jimmies.

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