naughty baboon

the man dick slaps the womans ass until her ass turns a reddish hue, then the woman proceeds by trying her aim at throwing shit towards the mans belongings.

"hey, did you spill some chocolate?". "no, me and this one girl did a naughty baboon and she got shit all over my car keys."

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butterfly effect

when a man repeatedly pounds a womans vagina until her vagina lips become so loose that she can flap them like the wings of a butterfly.

hey man, last night i tore my girls cooch up so bad, i thought i experienced the butterfly effect. it was beautiful.

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frisky dingo

best done with blondes, the man proceeds to shit in his hands, and massage caca gently into the womans hair, giving it a dirty black color similar of that to the fur of a dingo. then the woman howls at the moon.

dude, there was a full moon outside, so it was a perfect oppurtunity to give my girl a frisky dingo.

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