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Yelverton

Literally just a roundabout on the way to Pymouth... and few shops...

"Oh, we just ROUND through Yelverton"

by GDPYT November 28, 2018

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Retirement Home

A place where old people go to die.

The food is generally of very poor quality, and most of their time there is spent sitting around in chair, asking themselves:

"Why do they never come to visit me"

While at the same time staring into the eternal abyss, realising that they are at the end of their life.

"We sent Grandma off to a retirement home after Grandpa died."

by GDPYT November 29, 2018


Kuledoob

A sexual act involving shoving a Remington 370 up your girls hole

"You just got Kuledoobed"
"He Kuledoobed me so hard last night"
"Give me a Kuledoob daddy"

by GDPYT June 20, 2017

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Amateur

You in the bedroom

He was an amateur last night.

by GDPYT September 2, 2018

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