text-to-bang index

Abbreviated : TTB-Index. Refers to the number of texts it takes to achieve the much longed for intercourse with a woman. Take the number of texts, divide by the number of times you had intercourse and that yields the TTB-Index. A score between 1 and 10 usually points to an open-minded woman (read: slut) while any score about 100 can be safely considered a prude. Inbetween is just average.

- Tom, have you seen the new girl in Eco 101?
- Yah, she got some nice cans, wonder if she gives head..
- Well I think so, heard her text-to-bang index is way below 30!

WFO

'Wanna Find Out?' Expression used in text messaging and sometimes in luscious conversation usually to convey the other person to a private party of the 'no-pants-needed'-persuasion.

Example 1: texting
(918) Hey Judie! You looked hot today! What's up?
(918-1) Tom! Not much! What's up with you?
(918) WFO?

Example 2: Real life
- Hey Sarah, got fiiine written all over you today!
- Erm... Thanks Tom... What's that bulge in your pants?
- Wanna find out?

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