Tambourine Man

Singing the two lines of lyrics to the 'Mr. tambourine Man' song but changing the second line to 'Smack me in the nuts'. You then proceed to do so. If you don't understand this then refer to the example below.

(Singing) 'Hey!, Mr. Tambourine Man, smack me in the nuts!' BANG! (that was you smacking someone in the nuts)

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Profapperole

Kind of like the normal profiterole but with a different kind of cream. (Jizz in a profiterole and serve it.)

Person 1: "Hey, guys! Try some of these, it's my new recipe."

Person 2: "Ooooh! I love profiteroles."

Person 1: *Quietly* "Profapperoles."

Person 2: "What?!?"

Person 1: "Nothing."

Fappy Longstockings

One of the many alternate names given to Harry Potter. Others include Sir Fapalot and Fapps.

Guy 1: Hey guys! Look! It's Fappy Longstockings!
Rest of the group: lol

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