cock chaps

Noun - Really thick pussy lips that engulf a cock, protecting it like a pair of chaps.

Noun - The condition one's cock gets after abusing themselves excessively.

You know that girl Tasha? She got drunk last night and showed me her cock chaps!

Man, since I've been bed ridden for three weeks I've gotten a raging case of cock chaps!

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curly floss

when a skank whore finishes swallowing/spitting your load and flosses the sperm out of her teeth with your pubes

Yo after I busted a nut that bitch used the curly floss!

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bro-magnon

A recent generation of 20-40 year old white males that believe in caveman ideology cro-magnon. They espouse things that they attribute to being "manly" and denounce all other beliefs as weak or un-American. Many believe in conspiracy theories Holocaust/Sandy Hook deniers and outdated beliefs disproved by science flat Earthers.

Matt Gaetz wants to force people to stand for the anthem or face fines? He's such a bro-magnon.

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snatch twat

n. 1) a seemingly addictive wording for someone who possesses the qualities of being both a bitch and a cunt while not being as offensive to the female gender
2) slang for vagina

adj. something lacking in desirable qualities, particularly masculinity

v. 1) can be used as a greeting similar to "what's up", particularly when preceded by "sniggety"
2) expression of general excitement, particularly when preceded by "sniggety"

n. 1)"My friend said Blue Man Group is the best show in Vegas."
"Really? What a fuckin' snatch twat!"
2)"I'd love to tap her sweet snatch twat!"

adj. "Hey, get me one of those snatch twat beers."

v. 1)"Sniggety snatch twat!"
"Ha ha ha, what's up man."
2)"I just found out I'm getting a raise!"
"Sniggety sniggety snatch twat!"