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To take a crap and die.
My car ended up pulling an elvis when I was driving on the interstate.
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A prostitute that is easy enough to take a swim in a septic tank as payment. The final step underneath a dumpster slut.
I wouldn't nail that septicwhore if she paid me.
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When you drink tea, and run out of bags, so you use the bags again.
Sorry man, all I have are a couple cans of Mountain Lightning and recycled tea.