cavitate

the empty, cavernous hole in your chest feeling, when your girlfriend dumps you.
can last two days or two weeks depending on how into her you were.

dude to his friend: ya my GF dumped me, and now two days later she's banging this guy we know, this pain in my chest, I just feel cavitated.

druthers

Preference

If I had my druthers, I'd be sailing on the Bay with a beer in my fist right now instead of doing the f*&@%$! month-end stock-taking.

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poop?

a random saying to say when dont know what else to say

poop?

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spucy

A mixture of ham and pork, making one of the best damn combinations ever, brains se appeal u name it it has it. So one uses it usually to mean somehting that is incredibly fun sexy or cool ...

"shall we meet up and go watch a film? .... yeah let's be realllly spucky - go all out"
"he's dressed very spuckily"

backlit

what scrooge says when asked by his wife for foreplay

please will you go down on me mr scrooge - "baaaclit"

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Kreme

The killing of more than one ant at a time.

"Dude, stop the kreme. You can't light that many on fire. Tis illegal."

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VW Bonnet

A female wedgie. Especially noticable in bathing suits.

"Amanda had a VW Bonnet in swim class today!"

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