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a miserable person. a person who is unwilling to give. stingy person.
he's such a scrooge
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To slam a being against a hard wall, pull down their pants as well as yours, get behind them in a comfortable upright position, and repeatedly stick your penis in and out of their anus.
To use strength and agility to force a man, woman, or toddler upon an elevated surface and to wiggle your way into their asshole.
Harry Johnson: Ahhh dude i can't walk, some child scrooged the shit out of me!!!
Steve: Ow!!
Brad: what happened man?
Steve: yesterday billy tossed me onto a desk and scrooged me until i blacked out
Fujimora: Herro is anybody here.
Creeper: I'm here Fujimora, im here.
Fujimora: Who say that?
Creeper: I say that Fujimora, i say that. Now get on the wall and pull down your pants, it's scrooging time.
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A really cool guy, before he went on an acid trip which caused him to see three hallucinations and turn into a pussy.
At least Scrooge knew that Christmas was a sham.
Bah Humbug!
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what you say to laugh at someone when they do something embarassing.
person 1:(falls and rips pants, revealing really small schlong.)
person 2: ha! scrooge!
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1. someone who spoils Christmas
2. a stingy person, a miser
He was a scrooge but he never understood what christmas was about anyway.
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Having sex with a female with protection and then leaving right afterwards and taking the condom with you because of fear of woman trying to get pregnant with stagnant sperm.
Brian: how did it go with that chick last night dude?
Kevin: It was awesome, but she's crazy so I scrooged.
Brian: Totally understandable.
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(adj.) the kind of person who is selfish and wishes others harm
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