Momo

A wannabe tough guy who thinks he’s tough. A Momo goes to the gym for half an hour, does a few bicep curls, and calls it a day. A Momo also thinks he can shoot a three like he’s Steph Curry.

Person 1: “I was at the Lifetime gym yesterday and we were playing with this kid who kept airballing threes”
Person 2: “Yeah, he’s such a Momo”

Brandon

A kid who is totally whipped by a girl he’s not even dating that he insists on ditching his friends at any opportunity. A Brandon is someone who will pretend to be for the boys but go to his girlfriends lap at any opportunity he gets. A Brandon is a degree above a Nick who relies on a long distance relationship.

Person 1: “I invited Brandon over yesterday but he had to take Amy’s dog on a walk... WTF”
Person 2: “Yeah mate he’s totally whipped”

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