Jiffy John

More commonly known as a "Porta Potty"
Probably the most disgusting place in the world to take care of your "business"
Warning: Sitting on seats may result in catching infectious diseases. Also, wear a gas mask upon entering to prevent fainting from toxic fumes.

Person 1: Oh my god, I really gotta take a piss
Person 2: Haha! There's a jiffy john right there! Have at it!
Person 1: Ugh... Let's get this over with! *takes deep breath, holds it and charges into jiffy john*

Taco Bowel

Another name got the fast food chain restaurant "Taco Bell" it got the name "taco bowel" for what happens 20 minutes later in the Macy's restroom.

*two guys walk into the food court*

Guy 1: where are you goin for lunch?

Guy 2: Taco Bell in this muhfuckaaa!
Guy 1: You mean Taco Bowel?

*20 minutes later in department store*
Guy 2: I gotta go take the Browns to the Superbowl.
Guy 1: Taco bowel in this muhfuckaaa!

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Super Bowl XLVI

A game in which the Patriots had a golden opportunity to win the game until Wes Welker dropped a perfect pass. The Giants put a drive together and the game pretty much ended there. History repeated itself.

Football Nut 1: Dude did you watch Super Bowl XLVI?!

Football Nut 2: Yeah, until Wes Welker dropped that pass! I was pissed! I lost 20 dollars!

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