Metal Head

In simple terms, one who listens to metal music. Often mean if your musical tastes differ from theirs.

Metal Head: Anything that's not metal sucks. May I see what bands you have in you ipod?

Me: Sure.

Metal Head: Wow, all of this sucks. Where's the Cannibal Corpse?

Me: I actually enjoy many styles of music. You don't enjoy any jazz? I am a big fan of Chick Corea.

Metal Head: Chick Corea is gay because he's not metal. He probably couldn't sweep pick or play natural minor or chromatic scales.

Me: Chick Corea plays piano, so he obviously could not sweep pick; in piano terms, it's an arpeggio. Also, He does use minor scales and chromatic runs but not blindly like your favorite artists.

Metal Head: Still not metal.

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