Jalapeño autistic

Somebody low on the autism spectrum. Similar to the placement of a jalapeño on the Scoville scale for measuring hot peppers.

"I'm not maxed out in the autism, I'm more jalapeño autistic."

catch her by the snatch

A variation of “grab her by the pussy.”

“I really don’t like that phrase, so I’ll just say ‘catch her by the snatch.’”

Jesusing

Verb: The act of ghosting someone, then returning a few days later.

Past tense: getting jesused

"I thought we were close, but she kept jesusing me."

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