Maria

a total bitch who pretends to be your best friend just to dangle her hot boyfriend in front of your face... even though she is cheating on her boyfriend with his best mate.

Guy 1: Hey dude look its maria
Guy 2: Yeah i heard she's a total bitch
Guy 1: Really
Guy 2: Yeah she is cheating on her boyfriend with his best mate and is a total bitch to her best mate
Guy 1: Ouch dude
Guy 2: Hey the truth is brutal

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Fish

when someone wants rid of an item
they hold it up and say fish
the first person to say fish fish get the item

Guy 1: Fish *holds up a can of coke*

Guy 2: FISH FISH

guy 1 gives guy 2 the can of coke