Jeremy Stephens

A random undercard bum that fights in the UFC that literally no one has a fucking clue who he is or has seen one of his matches. He was most likely paid 14 dollars and a small Italian grinder by Dana to do the UFC press conference and somehow tried to disrespect the greatest fighter in the sport Conor McGregor during it. McGregor famously replying with "Who the fuck is that guy" completely destroying Jeremy Stephens in one sentence.

Reporter- "Conor, Who do you think would give you the toughest fight out of everyone on this stage"

Jeremy Stephens - "I would, I am the hardest hitting 145 pounder, right here. When I knock people out, they don't fucking move"

Conor McGregor- "Who the fuck is that guy?...... Who the fuck is that?" (Crowd erupts in laughter)

R.I.P Jeremy Stephens Career. 2016-2016

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guitar hero

a reason for nerds to act like rockstars .

blavin clavin e got to play me rockstar vitia game . horay guitar hero

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Blue Whale Cock

The largest dick of any animal. The Blue Whale Cock can measure 8 feet 5 inches and have a 3 foot girth. The Blue Whale cock is so big that if you were to suck its cum blast it would blow you 2 miles across the ocean. Its dick weights anywhere from 1 to 2 tons. So for all you ladies that love big ones, let a blue whale dick you down ;)

Wow, what is that big seal on the bottom of that whale?

That is not a seal, that is a Blue Whale Cock

Woah, that's fucking huge

I know right!!! Biggest in the animal kingdom

Gas, Ass or Grass. Nobody rides for free.

The saying states that if a man is providing a ride or transportation for a girl. She must have common courtesy to supply the man with one of 3 things in return. 1. Grass (Marijuana) 2.Gas (Fuel for his vehicle 3. Ass (Intercourse). If she doesn't give him 1 or more of these 3 things then she would not be able to get a ride. Hence the term nobody rides for free. This became a slang in the mid 1970's when hitchikers would hitch rides down interstate routes. This term applys to homosexual males who want the same 3 options given to a man passanger. Typically a girl would pay with ass due to the fact she doesn't have funds hence why she is hitch hiking for a ride. So her ass is the only asset she can use to get transportation from point A to point B. This still happens today. In fact more then ever. So if you see a girl hitch hiking be sure to apply the gas, ass or grass tactic in your adventures. You may score gas for your ride, some grass to smoke. or usually the most appreciated of the 3. the good old sacred anal sex. So enjoy and proceed on.

Ashley- Hey wait!!

John- Hey whats wrong?
Ashley- I am stranded here in the interstate. I have to walk 105 miles till I get home. my car broke.

John- oh, im so sorry. Do you want a ride?

Ashley- Oh my gosh yes. please. your a life saver

John- But of course Gas, Ass or Grass. Nobody rides for free.

Ashley- Oh I don't have Money on me and I don't smoke.

John- well i don't know then. i guess i cant help

Ashley- No wait, ill give you the ass. i don't want to walk please.

John- Get in

Ashley proceeds to fuck john in the back of his chevy Tahoe until he cums in her mouth and then this will pay for fare of the ride he is providing her. Pretty curel tactic but it is applied often. especially in low population exposed areas without a lot of foot traffic.

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Pikachuphilia

Being sexually attracted to a Pikachu or romanticizing or sexualizing a Pikachu in your mind. Someone with Pikachuphilia might find themselves jacking off to a Pikachu or Cuddling a Pikachu plush in a slightly questionable manner. Pikachu is a Cartoon Yellow electric mouse Pokémon. An anime character often objectified in fan fiction and fan made anime porn. People who get their knocks off from Pikachu or any other Pokémon can be labeled as an Pikachuphile. Phile meaning sexual fondness of. Similar to the terms necrophile or pedophile. Pikachuphile is the act of testosterone and sexual prowess that would make a girl or boy really sexually fixated to Pikachu. Girls tend to suffer from Pikachuphilia at a surprisingly alarming rate. Many girls keeping a large Pikachu plush into their mid to late 30s. Most forms of Anime or cartoon have twisted perversion that follows it. But Pikachu almost has a following of girls and boys that would literally have sex with it. And it is more common than you think.

Devin- Sup dude, can I tell you a secret? You might think I am weird.
Carl- Go ahead, you are my friend. I don't judge. You can thrust me
Devin- Oh ok, its kinda weird though.
Carl- I don't care, say it. You're with friends here.
Devin- I think I kinda suffer from Pikachuphilia
Carl- Wtf is that?
Devin- I am going to cut to the chase, I think pikachus are hot dude. I want to bang a Pikachu missionary.

Carl- Woah woah woah, what the actual fuck.
Devin- See you judged me. You said you wouldn't
Carl- Nah, its ok. Whatever floats your boat. I just wasn't ready for that.
Devin- It's ok. I just had to tell someone. My lust for Pikachu cant be contained any more.

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Shark Head

When a girl bites your dick or scrapes your shaft with her teeth during oral sex. Typically drawing blood or ruining the entire Bj in the process. A girl that has tendencies of treating your dick like a Oscar Meyer selects premium angus beef hotdog and snapping into it with her sharp fangs. Essentially like shoving your cock in a sharks mouth.

Derek - Yo, Stacy is so fucking hot dude, you lucky bastard.
Rick- Nah, you don't even know man. She gives shark head.

Derek- What do you mean?
Rick- Last time she gave me a blowjob, she chewed on my head like a fucking dog toy. It's like getting blown by a shark.

Derek- Damn, shes a real Louis suarez huh?
Rick- Yeah

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cock smack

when a male remove his dick from his pants and gets in the posistion to strike someone usually in the face with it . this is used as a sexual domination tactic or a form of athuority .

mike - (remove dick and cracks cindy in head with it )
cindy - damn i just got cock smacked

mike - fuck yeah you did

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