Mary Poppins

1. Perfection.

2. Those stupid girls who look good in a fucking sack and can play in mud and look like a beauty queen. They get the promotions, the pay rises and the gorgeous clothes.
You secretly want to stab these people in the back on the head with scissors.

1. Aaaah! Look at that skirt! You would look Mary Poppins in it!

2. Oh fuck me! Leah is such a Mary Poppins I want to stab her in the back of the head with scissors

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airwol

a geeks way of saying:

THAT IS SO FUCKING AWESOME THAT IT CAN ONLY BE COMPRESSED IN ONE KICKASS WORD!

in other words - airwol is when something is just fucking awesome.

nerd1: HOLY SHIT! HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW STAR TREK EP?
nerd2: YES! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I ALMOST CAME! IT WAS SO AIRWOL!

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just friends

1. an easy way to stab someone

2. or an easy piss-weak excuse to tell people "we're not dating" when you totally are

1. boy: look, i'm not sure this is going anywhere... lets just be friends?
girl: just friends? (dies a little bit)

person: are you two together?
couple: (in perfect unison) no we're just friends.
person: (not buying it) uhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Sonic Screwdriver

A wicked little contraption that the Doctor uses to get out of sticky sitchs.

Donna: WHAT SHOULD WE DO?!
Dr Who (pulls out sonic screwdriver): I was thinking this.
Bzzzzzz
-THEY AREE NOW OUT OF TROUBLE-

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Sitch

situation

whats the sitch?

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FTW

1. fuck the world

2. for the win

1. emo1: i hate the world. ftw.
emo2: yes. ftw

2. Omg! LOLFTW!

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handporn

porn of the hand instead of genitals.

I LOVE HANDPORN!

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