an albino black midgit with the abililty to smoke or otherwise inhale with his rear end.
fuck that dudes a queedlemorth... RUN!!!
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Eating a girl out on her period
Have you ever had ketchup and dumplings?
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A girl who think she have a dick and wants every other person to suck her dick.
Sabryna, "Hey you. Yea you SMD." King Kong, "Ok"
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When your fucking your girlfriend in the ass and right when youre about to cum, you start hooting like a monkey and pounding on her back with no restraint...
He King Konged me so hard I shit myself.
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1. Someone that is excluded in the Secret Recipe of Scrambled Eggs Foundation.
"haha look at smooj eating crappy scrambled eggs"
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