Mecham Button

Euphemism for a cat's asshole, named after former Arizona governor Evan Mecham (1924-2008). Mecham achieved notoriety when he rescinded the MLK holiday in Arizona, claiming that Martin Luther King Jr. was not of sufficient stature to deserve a holiday; he was ultimately impeached for obstruction of justice after serving one year in office. A popular joke during the campaign asked, "why do cats lick their assholes? They're polishing their Mecham Buttons."

Honey, don't let the cat sleep on my pillow; I don't want his Mecham Button rubbing where I put my face.

Tolljam

(n) Any toll plaza traffic tie-up caused by clueless asshats and morons who a) don't know the meaning of the phrase "Exact Change Only", or b) have to cross three lanes to a manned booth at the last second, because they ignored the two miles of clearly marked "E-ZPass" and "Express Lane" signage leading up to the plaza.

E-ZPass should help shave at least 20 minutes off your drive to the beach, but the express lanes are always clogged with tolljam.

Romneyboating

Standing between two boobs on a debate stage and prattling on like a 5-year old making engine noises.

There wasn't much substance in that last GOP debate, but there was a ton of Romneyboating.

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