Whickham School

Also known as the comp this school is the land of rolled skirts and pieces of shit

Skirts are rolled higher than Mount Everest

The population is made up of oranges and chaves

you will get sprayed with water or juice whether u like it or not

NEVER take a offer to "go down to the field" because u will die

When someone makes a decent roast the rest of the school overuse it into oblivion until they get bored and move on to the next weeks good roast

The school is in the shithole of Whickham if u haven't guessed

There is also an new shitty phone pouch system where phones are locked away

And there is a dystopian Tannoy system that tells you it's the end of break like no shit Sherlock. And it plays an American bell in the UK.

Whickham School be the best u can be
more like the chaviest u can be

I go to Whickham School