boflichter scale

A European device used to measure the official distance a nose picker can flick a nasal nugget during an organized competition or tournament.

The judges have recalibrated the boflichter scale and we are ready for round two of this competition.

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boggling bowl movement marker

The down marker used during the New Year's Day Boggling Bowl. It is usually carried by a well endowed, surgically enhanced female called the Boggling bowl Queen.

announcer: I thought it was fourth down but according to the boggling bowl movement marker it's only third down. I guess I was a little distracted by the young lady with the enormous assets.

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