An Alabama Gentleman

When two guys are in desperate need of dumping and there is only one toilet to use. One fellow sits on his other fellows lap and dumps in the open gap between his legs. Depending on the guys penis size, his shaft may become covered in shit. A good friend, no homo.

Hey man all of the bathrooms are taken and I've got to drop a mean one. Would you be An Alabama Gentleman and let me take one with you. Sure, come on in.

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Backdoor Turkey

Before you put your dick in the girls ass, you get your dick real cold. So when you stick it in her she screams with a chilled, pleasured screech. Like a turkey.

What was that sound?

I don't know, I just saw him leave the freezer and he was naked.

Maybe he gave her a Backdoor Turkey.