permanoob

someone who is a noob at something but thinks that they are great, even though they have no chance of passing a level 8. (usually a real shit-talker) (prone to get angry when he loses i.e. always angry)
(permenant noob status)
see also
noob
n00b

Arthur is such a permanoob.

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7 digit cake

money in 7 digits

a hoes phone number

nigga if i make it big ima be bringin home that 7 digit cake u feel me?

yo i picked up that 7 digit cake after 3 minutes on that hoe

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assman

Someone who periodically moons others

Jared has never gone a bus ride without mooning someone: what an assman.

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chang bang

to be raped by a crowd of horny asians.

Holy shit! I just got chang banged!

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nissify

to cast an aura of nissness on a particular person. If u know your boy has a tough situation on his hands..u can nissify him in the hopes that he will succeed and be niss in his task.

Dawg, before Dirty goes to talk to that girl i better nissify him...he hasnt taken a shower in weeks this is our only hope

- I heard everytime Stern goes to kick an extra point this season coach Mac is gonna try to nissify him so he wont miss it

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black jesus

nickname for mike vick

man u see black jesus on dat 60 yard run to win tha game?? damn and hes a QB

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zaven

a short fat chode that tries to be athletic

this fuckin zaven cant touch no rim hes 5-4 240.

ayo look at this zaven it takes him 24 minutes to run a mile.

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