Cockbound

A situation in which one claims to be straight, but appears to be inevitably hurdling toward homosexuality.

Naw son, you cockbound?!

Copenhater

A Skoal chewer, or; more generally, one who dislikes Copenhagen.

Yung J- "Hey, you want some of this Skoal peach?"

Dirty E-"Man, you're such a Copenhater. Satisfaction since 1822, son!"