troianachondriac

A young person who has a medical symptom and researches a disease to match.

#1 My shoulder hurts, I think I have Fibromyalgia.

#2 You have a new disease everyday, your a troianachondriac.

greggabyte

Named after the inventor of the Moron-a-Meter, the measurement of the level of the result of a dumd decision.

Dude 1: Ok, so I am going to jump from my roof to the neighbors pool.

Dude 2: Sounds awesome!

Dude 1: Awe man, I hit my ass on the bottom.

Dude 2: Yeah thats at least a 15 greggabyte reading on the moron-a-meter.

moron-a-meter

(noun) Device used to measure stupidity level of actions. Units measured in 'greggabytes'.

Jack measured 20 greggabytes on the moron-a-meter.

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