the taylor

Posing as an employee of a late night food stand in order to provide free food to girls in exchange for sex.

I pulled the taylor the other night and banged the shit out of this tight blonde.

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going to baltimore

When you fail to find someone to hook up with at a college party and decide to leave and fuck the fattest girl you can find, you say you are "going to baltimore".

This party sucks and I need to get my rocks off, I'm going to baltimore.

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