A person, not necessarily of the Jewish faith, who never buys or throws down money for alcohol, but ends up drinking it anyway.
Harry-"Yo Jewson, you throwing down any money for booze?"
Jewson- "Naw man"
Harry- "dont drink it then beer jew"
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Getting high on top of the famous Stone Mountain, located in Stone Mountain, GA. This does not count getting high around stone mountain, only at the top. Provides a great view of Greater ATL. Gwinnett county stand up.
Harry- Dude, where do you wanna smoke this blunt?
Jason- Idk man, I can't smoke in my car again my parents are getting suspicious.
Harry- we can go to stone mountain, I have a pass.
jason- you mean....stoned mountain??
harry- wow your guay, but ok lets go
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When a dude working at Chick Fil A, gives you only potato wedges in your medium fry. You know, the fries that suck. You get atleast 4 of them for every medium fry.
Jason- Dude that prick only gave me potato wedges...mother fucker
harry- fuck this prick-fil-a
jason- lets go to the one on 29, fuck 78.
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Have a 40 oz of booze in one hand, and the whip in the other.
Harry- Dude what are you for halloween? a drunken slave master?
Jason- No dude, I'm Harrison Forty
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A bro that does not give a FUCK about anything. He deals or has dealt drugs before (mainly marijuana), must be in school, college, or graduated. Listens to rap most of the time but still loves the badass rock songs of the 90s. You love getting pussy, so you party and drink heavily. You love football but you think soccer and frisbee are gay as shit.
Harry-Dude darian bryant told the teacher to fuck a dick today. it was badass.
jason- damn what a bro-pac
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