Joe

Knows you well and adores wanking off under your bed

Person 1 what’s that noise
Joe shhhh I’m having a wank

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Abi

Is cute,funny and always there when you need her. Abi can also keep track of what’s going on in your life and help you if your struggling. She is understanding and if you know one you are very lucky and hopefully always will know one.

Person 1 that girl is really sweet
Person 2 that’s abi for ya