7 Washington street

A kingdom of crack cocaine, transient humans, disease, filth, and non emergent 911 calls. This kingdoms great leader is the one and only Andrew jones who is one of the most prolific abusers of EMS this side of the universe. An emulsion of suicidal ideations, stunja pains, chest pains, and common place crack cocaine associated problems.. this area is to be avoided at all costs. It is often said in lore that Andrew jones will be seen on his cinder block throne awaiting the local EMS agency for whom he will commit acts of annoyance against. Nobody here ever had a legitimate emergency and they are all addicts who seek a ride for a sammich and to avoid the local crack debt collectors.

Dispatch- ay med unit in the area go to a stunja pain.

Crew- great another 7 Washington street call, people will die an the city will burn while we are held up on this bullshit.