napster

File Transfer server which was brought down by its own popularity and Metallica, but who cares? Metallica rock, and Napster sucked compared to Kazaa Lite.

Kid: "Napster has been shut down."
Hetfield: "Thank fuck for that!"
Kid: "You bastard! I'll never listen to Metallica again!"
Hetfield: "Yeah, that's what they all said..."

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wengmastachung

some one who is born as the master.

Jake: damn right i'm wengmasterchung.
Snoop: but you's white?
jake: hell yeah, i'm white and i'm hung better than you.
Snoop: fo' shizzle, you masterful weng shames my tiny black willie.
Jake: fo' shizzle.

7👍 12👎

th'

Shortend North English vairient of th'word "the".

"Th'ospital is just down th'road"

26👍 22👎

shades

Insulting name for police in Limerick, Ireland

I committed a crime so I had to hide from the shades

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onionise

To throw vegetables at strangers

'Bill you just onionised the local MP dude!'

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roost

To get up and leave.

"Are we roosing to another pub?"

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jogger

One who is unhealthily obsessed with fitness and health.

"I phoned Ali to see if he was coming out, but he was at the gym again. The guy's such a f**king jogger.

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