uned

An uned is short for an uneducated person. Usually somebody with no qualifications who lives in a council area, and is dependant on benefits. Most chavers are uneds, as they have no education. Uneds are often seen around streets drinking and in chaver cars.

God did you see that woman on trishia, she was an uned.

Last night an uned on wheels, beeped his horn at me, and stuck his fingers up, yelling fuck off, at the top of his voice.

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bumbaclut

a clumsy but

gaz your such a sexy bumbaclut!!!

ads get your hand off my crotch u bumbaclut. bitch.

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sk8r boi

A way of writing skater boy mostly used by a chav who has decided it would be cool to "skateboard" and be different to ther friends (I know its rare) to get some laughs.

They are generally wankers.

Q: sup bruv I is well a sk8r boi ay I?
A: no, you are a cunt now fuck off and get a job.

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Alcatrazistic

a feeling of imrpisonment and with no escape.

my workplace is alcatazistic

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