Fuckin' Z

Fuckin' Z should be used when something is so outrageous or unbelievable that Fuckin' A whimpy

Fuckin' Z, dude! I got arrested last night because I ripped off that tag sewn to your pillow that says DO NOT REMOVE I had to call my 92 year old wheelchair bound grandma to bail me out at 3:00 a.m. Her car was broken down so she had to wheel hers!elf 16 blocks to the police station. Fucking' Z, man, she put up her house for my bail which was $250,000. Shit

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HPV

Hawaiian Punch & Vodka

Hey guys. Has any of you ever had HPV? No? Wow. I thought everyone had. That's great though. I'm going to pass it around. I think you will love it.

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Copufallating

Being fucked and eaten at the same time.

I wish I'd tried copufallating a long time ago. It's so awesome, I almost had a heart attack. To dieb that way would be so sweet.

Great GILF

Great grandmother I'd like to fuck

OMG did you see that Great GILF pushing her walker? She was so hot the way she was breathing hard. I couldn't help but fantasize that she was panting all over my body.

Genderfusion

One who can't decide which sex he/she wants to be

There was gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender and Q, but genderfusion has gotta suck. I mean look at Mark. He was doing great when he was a fag, a tranny or a Q. This genderfusuion has him all over the place.

prostitooter

1. a prostitute with flatulence!

2. a prostitute with a cocaine problem

3. a prostitute that will instruct you on how to have sex.

1. john, I wouldn't pay too much for that. That prostooter does nothing but fart .

2. John, I'd be careful because that prostotooter going to cost you money. She's got a serious cocaine problem.

3. John, you know that prostitooter Susan? She was so patient and she taught me so much.

Saturday night beaver

a weekend booty call

Saturday is the best day of the week cuz that's when I get my Saturday night beaver on.