rudie can't fail

1).Oft used line from legendary band The Clash used in "Safe European Home" and titular "Rudie can't Fail". A "Rudie" is an icon of its subculture with supposed powers invisible to the rest of society.
In FakeNews:- White skinned Ska rudeboys and rudegirls give their money to their darkest, dreadlocked, coolest, charismatic, usually drinking a beer, friend:- the Rudiest Rude - "Rudie". This "Rudie", they believe, has incredible ability to stumble upon contacts, commit crime like buying cannabis in UK, quickly, clandestinely, efficiently in any strange location, based on sub cultural prejudices. They just hand over their money, push them out in public, to do amoral work and believe, culturally, "Rudie Can't Fail!"

2)Strategy being used by Republicans and Donald Trump's Defence Team that Rudie Giuliani is their

"Rudie Can't Fail!"
"How you get a rude and a reckless?
Don't you be so crude and feckless
You been drinking brew for breakfast
Rudie can't fail" The Clash

"Rudie" so credible, even "normal" within the subculture, actually is quite visible to the general public as somewhat eccentric, entertaining, smooth talking, but certainly suspicious and activity worth reporting to the police.

US TOURIST "Ya know I gotta pal that can be dropped off outside any cantina in ELA - never been there before - we give him our money and in hour he's back, smiling, the best coke deal and we drive off. These total strangers look at his full body tattoos, knife scarred 400lbs and "big, beautiful eyes" and just trust him! Anywhere! It's really screwed up! - I wouldn't show my face in those neighbourhoods, Man!"
UK RUDEBOY " I gotta Ska mate like that - ironically - don't look like THAT though! - Any strange place, give him the dosh and that Rudie Can't Fail... Where's that mate of your's now?"

US TOURIST "Prison"
UK RUDEBOY "Yeah mine too..."Rudie to "Yardie"

ahso

A passive-aggressive way of calling someone an "Asshole" while faking polite interest and agreement.

Boss: "Now make sure you put the tools away when you finish ."
Worker: "Ahso..."
Boss: "I say this so you don't forget"
Worker: "Funk you. Funk you, velly much, Bossman."

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playing the hairy harmonica

To entertain by blowing the incredibly popular folk instrument that, characteristically, has two lip plates enclosing a long fipple, two holes - but only one ever fingered - and a wail switch. Skilled players use lip, tongue and mouth movements to create ecstatic music out of some lucky woman. (NB - in most countries you must be a least 16 years of age to play.)

"I have a young music student that has requested I show her how I go about 'playing the hairy harmonica'. Although I am a Professor of Music and expert flautist I am unfamiliar with this exact instrument. Can someone offer advice?"
"Yeah, bud - hold your breath in the wind section."

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Gooseberry

Every available hot girl is guarded by an overweight, unattractive female friend who controls access. Direct a question to one, expect it to be answered by both. Invite her to a meal, book a table for three. It's a package deal - for now - just figure how to get this friend away, even for a little time, and the prize is yours...it seems. She seems sweet, romantic and ready, but her friend dampens any occasion to an ordinary, social, non-romantic outing for three.
Her friend is a bland, bloated "hanger on" fruit who feigns sweetness, but is tartly near toxic to your potential relationship. Allegorically similar to the botanical, yucky, sticky, fat fruit "gooseberry" that spoils a tasty harvest.
Best advice - plan a blind date, but bring your challenged, overweight, horny, Neanderthal cousin to "sort out" her "gooseberry" mate for a few minutes alone.

Hot Girl: "I've been invited on a date but don't want to go alone in case I get turned on and have sex with him"
Obese, Unattractive Friend: "I'll come too. That way he'll have to feed and entertain both of us, but never get you alone to molest. Makes me a GOOSEBERRY spoiling his intentions, pirating your intimacy, but you're just leading him on, suckering up his resources anyway."
Hot Girl: "Yes, this is correct. Rather than tell him outright there is no sexual advantage to his gifts, he will realise my tag along GOOSEBERRY friend, who he has substantially dined, has reduced his amour anyway and confronted the relationship. Thank you, my ugly, gluttonous, protective companion always ready to spoil a young man's advance on me."
Obese, Unattractive Friend: "Always of service, my Sister, to frustrate male desire and your social advancement in such"

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tuppenny whore

The great-great-great grandmother of every white Australian who traces their ancestry back to convict times.

"I'm a proud, true 5th generation Australian - my great-great-great grandfather was Cockney trash who'd cut your throat for a shilling and mated our family out of the syphilis ridden cleft of a tuppenny whore!" said the Prime Minister in Canberra.
"We so lucky you people came over recently to rule us," said Jackie-Jackie, "us blackfella was having a real existential crisis in self actualization before you YTs came." ("Tales of the Never-Never and other Aboriginal Regrets", Lance Writes Now, a TreatyNow! publication.)