high point christian academy

A Christian school in High Point, North Carolina that is filled with a bunch of socially awkward white people. A great way to guarantee that your child will remain a virgin for life and get bullied in college. Many of the students are social rejects or people who were expelled from Wesleyan Christian Academy. HPCA tries to be better than Wesleyan at soccer, basketball, and baseball, but they're not. The only place that they are superior to Wesleyan in is football because Wesleyan doesn't have a football team, but Wesleyan would still beat them at that too.

"I go to high point christian academy."
"Oh, is that that school that always loses to Wesleyan?"

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Wesleyan Christian Academy

A private high school in High Point filled with fagbag soccer players and dumb rednecks that only talk about trucks and vape. The female teachers are idiots and the male teachers are pedophiles. Wesleyan has three soccer colleges including Messiah College, Indiana Wesleyan and Southern Wesleyan. Beware if you aren’t white because the school has KKK meetings every Thursday. If you do not play a sport there is a high chance that you will forget to be your own person and go to Appalachian State. Wesleyan is a great place to buy xanex or weed if you are in need of that.

“I went to high school at Wesleyan Christian Academy.”

“Oh that explains why you’re at App State!”

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