Boss

A Boss is a man who's head is conveniently shaped like the male reproductive organ. He can woo any girl. Although he is actually not attractive, he can use his amazing intelligence and "genius-level" IQ to trick many people into thinking so. His skills include constant talking. It is advisable if you are a man to not be friends with a "Boss" because they will always manage to flirt with or hit on your date, even if the "Boss" does not actually want to date the girl and knows that you like her.

"Dude, you going to hang out with Sypa today?"
"No way man, that boss keeps hogging Ashley every time I try to talk to her."

"You see that guy at the club last night?"
"Yea he was such a boss, hitting on every girl there."

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