Clitorally Challanged

A man (usually of Chilean heritage) that can not locate the clitoris.

"Lower..."
"There?"
"No, to the left..."
"Here?"
"No, Hans, for fuck's sake, it's right there, to the right!"
"Oh, this, right here? The knub?"
"That's my belly button, you fucking spic retard! I'm out of here."
"Baby wait! Baby c'mon... baby, they're six bucks a pill..."

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hacktivist

Hacktivist is somebody who engages in hacktivism, which is the fusion of hacking and activism; a merger in which technically proficient hackers engage in electronic direct action in order to bring pressure on institutions engaged in unethical or criminal actions, particularly in relation to the Internet and computer technology. (From www.thehacktivist.com)

A well-known hacktivist all her life, Alison is now working for the Internet Security division of Microsoft.

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government

Something we need but don't want and that doesn't work due to the stupidity of humans.

The governmant will one day fall and we will all kill each other.

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246

California Police codes for a drive-by shooting

"We have a 246 resulting in a 187"

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skeezo

a complete and total dumb neighborhood ho, or a completely pussy-whooped male who picks his gf over his homies.

ho, pussy, whooped

1. A yo skeezo come here so we can fuck.

2. Hey, Jack is a fucken skeezo man. He never kicks it with us anymore.

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Irish

Gods along with the Scots!

See Scottish.

All Irish are NOT alcoholics

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inbetweener

noun: not quite one thing or the other.

I wasn't the best student, or the worst. I was more of an inbetweener.

Did you see that person with the big arms?

Is that a guy or girl?

Looks like a 'tweener?

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