Gaby

A compulsive liar, usually referring to women who are insecure and try to make themselves sound like they have a life when they really don't. This forces you into circular conversations about a topic you only had a minor interest in. Usually an attribute of a Marketing idiot or a salesperson.

Tom: Did you hear about the new restaurant down the street. I hear it rocks

Gaby: Yeah, I totally went yesterday with my husband.

Tom: I thought you said you were at home sick yesterday.

Gaby: Oh, yeah, I'm sorry, I meant the other day.

Tom: It just opened yesterday.

Gaby: Oh, I must have this mixed up with the other restaurant.

Tom: What other restaurant?

Gaby: The really exclusive one down the street from the other one...I'll get back to you with the name (rushes to her iphone or laptop to google restaurants in the area so as to not look like the liar she really is)

(and so on and so on....)

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